“If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?”
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“If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?”
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“It’s very difficult to appreciate when you’re doing it all the time in the business. The laughter means so much to people. I suppose at all times, but especially these days. It seems that li...”
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“The world is not based on fairness. Human beings can rise to fairness, can administer something that makes it fair or just. But that's not God.”
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“I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.”
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“I'm not a natural writer like, let's say - I'm not talking about Arthur Miller; that's a whole other thing - but let's say Woody Allen. But the more I've written, the more I've found that th...”
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“What I learned from Mel Brooks was audacity - in performance as in life. Maybe you go too far, but try it.”
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“My favorite author is Anton Chekhov, not so much for the plays but for his short stories, and I think he was really my tutor.”
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“I live in a small town in Connecticut, and they don't write scripts there, but I get them anyway because my agent is in Los Angeles.”
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“I don't want to do 'Hamlet.' I don't want to do Robert Redford roles or Mel Gibson roles or Kevin Costner roles, because I'm not going to be good at them.”
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“I never thought of it as God. I didn't know what to call it. I don't believe in devils, but demons I do because everyone at one time or another has some kind of a demon, even if you call it...”
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“I'm going to tell you what my religion is. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Period. Terminato. Finito.”
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“Success is a terrible thing and a wonderful thing. If you can enjoy it, it's wonderful. If it starts eating away at you, and they're waiting for more from me, or what can I do to top this, t...”
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“My mother was suffering every day of her life, and what right did I have to be happy if she was suffering? So whenever I got happy about something, I felt the need to cut it off, and the onl...”
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“If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the...”
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“There seems to be a pattern. I get one good script every two years.”
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“Great art direction is NOT the same thing as great film direction!”
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“Whatever simplicity I've achieved in writing, I think I owe most of it to Jean Renoir and Hemingway: simple, declarative sentences. I've read some very good writers, but the sentences were s...”
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“My basic mistake in 'The World's Greatest Lover' was that I made the leading character a neurotic kook and sent him to Hollywood. I should have made him a perfectly normal, sane, ordinary pe...”
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“I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.”
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“Mel Brooks is one of the few authentic geniuses working in comedy in America today.”
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