Howard Stern

“I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling ver...”

“It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.”

“I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.”

“I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.”

“I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.”

“You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.”

“When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.”

“I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African...”

“Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.”

“I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.”