Ian Hart

“I'm belligerent rather than ambitious.”

“I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors...”

“There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we...”

“Well, put it like this, if you're not a kid, you're a wizard.”