Jerry O'Connell

“I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.”

“Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.”

“Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.”

“When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked...”

“Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.”

“I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.”

“I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.”