“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
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“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
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“You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.”
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“It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you've got money.”
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“I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
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“They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.”
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“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
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“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”
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“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
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“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
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“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
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“Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.”
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“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
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“Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.”
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