Jon Cryer

“Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.”

“I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.”

“You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be pic...”

“I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.”

“To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I...”