Julian Clary

“However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.”

“A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.”

“Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.”

“I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.”

“I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.”