Kathy Griffin

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesa...”

“I was only a few years away from becoming an overnight success.”

“I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.”

“I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.”

“Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.”

“I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.”

“I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.”

“I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi o...”