“Some of us have tough lives and find chocolate is a comfort and a friend. And some of us prefer a night on the sofa with Ant & Dec to hitting the gym. But whatever your excuse - and there is...”
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“Some of us have tough lives and find chocolate is a comfort and a friend. And some of us prefer a night on the sofa with Ant & Dec to hitting the gym. But whatever your excuse - and there is...”
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“I love being on Aussie breakfast TV. They like people who speak their mind and tell it like it is.”
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“Being nice can make you feel very happy.”
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“If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.”
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“Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.”
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“I spend a fair amount of time chatting to black cab drivers in London.”
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“I've always said when age or infirmity gets the better of me, I'm off to whichever civilised country lets the elderly die with dignity.”
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“Lots of people ask me, 'What do you do?' Apparently, being a columnist, TV bird, all-round good egg, mother of three, and wife of one is not sufficient for them.”
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“Cancer is a cruel killer. It creeps up on us when we aren't expecting it. But cake is not cancer. A doughnut does not creep up on you.”
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“When the only thing you look forward to in life is lunch, you know you have had your just desserts, and it is time to call it a day.”
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“We may think we live in a digital age. But there are some things technology will never replace.”
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“I hate cars that much, I don't even own one. The last one I bought was a Honda CR-V which I didn't even take for a test drive because I was so disinterested. But I love 'Top Gear.'”
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“In our private lives, we hate saying sorry. I would rather saute my eyeballs in butter than admit I am wrong to my husband.”
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“Fresh air and exercise. That's all you need to stay slim and feel better about life.”
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“If you do a good deed, don't expect anything back - the other person can still be a complete git.”
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“There will come a day when someone calls to tell me my column's been binned, and that will be a really hard day, and I've already got it set up so that they'll ring someone else first - beca...”
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“Living in the 'Big Brother' house is a bit like living in hell. Only hotter.”
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“Clear rules provide huge amounts of freedom: freedom to be safe and freedom to work efficiently because things are in order.”
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“I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.”
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“Anything that needs to be labelled 'The Entertainment' usually isn't - especially when it is provided by the endlessly enthusiastic Joel or Nadia wearing trainers and a whistle.”
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