“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”
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“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”
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“I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.”
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“I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.”
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“I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'”
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“I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act some...”
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“I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.”
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“A song can take you to a special time in your life.”
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“Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.”
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