“Anyway, Lisa probably said it best: “We made our own happiness but I don’t think we were a happy family.”
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“Anyway, Lisa probably said it best: “We made our own happiness but I don’t think we were a happy family.”
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“I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.”
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“One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his soul, he was a comic. 'Louie, if you do that family stuff, and you're a clean comic on stage, you'll become famous.' And...”
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“If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'”
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“I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to dis...”
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“When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just...”
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“All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.”
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“Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommende...”
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“A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?”
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“I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happen...”
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“I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories.”
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“We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.”
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“Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?”
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“I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into...”
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