Macaulay Culkin

“I went to high school, which was a good thing because I hadn't interacted with many people my age, and I didn't really have friends. I had a million acquaintances and no friends.”

“I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn't want that for myself. Like I said, when I was 14 years old, I decided to quit. I didn't ever want to do it aga...”

“I am a collection of thoughts and memories and likes and dislikes. I am the things that have happened to me and the sum of everything I've ever done. I am the clothes I wear on my back. I am...”

“I'm not one of those actors who needs the media spotlight all the time to feel gratified. I'm happy to do one project a year and take the rest of the year off as long as that project is spec...”

“Oh wow, you know what's wrong with all these families on TV? All these kids say stuff no kid would say. Stuff grown-ups want them to say. Man, I'd make a really realistic family. Where kids...”

“Much like anyone with too much time on his or her hands, I feel as though I am the most important person on earth and everything I do is relevant. I say the most charming and inspired things...”

“I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring.”

“I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book.”

“I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.”