“She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.”
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“She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.”
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“Among other things, Marching Band forms state that if my kid starts acting like a li'l jerkface on a trip, Marching Band can call and command me to pick up my li'l jerkface.”
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“I guess you could say that no matter what the characters are enduring, I try to make them retain their humanity. Their self-absorbed, grouchy, selfish, aggravating humanity.”
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“When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I'm trying to make a go of this, and they threw every contract at me they could. And for two years, I had a book o...”
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“I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine.”
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“When I wrote the first Betsy book, 'Undead and Unwed,' I had no idea, none, that it would be a career-defining, genre-defining book, the first of over a dozen in the series, the first of ove...”
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“The silly antics that would get me in trouble at school have put me on the best-seller list. So I guess the moral here is ignore your teach... never mind. That's not the moral. Probably.”
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“I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.”
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“I'll cough up the bitter truth right now, at the risk of losing my Feminism Club Decoder Ring: I didn't go see 'Inside Out' for Amy Poehler, though she's terrific. I went to see my dark prin...”
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“My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips.”
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“I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. T...”
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“I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'”
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“I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too.”
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“Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.”
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“I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.”
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“I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.”
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“I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches... all of it.”
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“I always knew I'd keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I'd get a zillion rejection slips. I figured...”
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“I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels.”
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“Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.”
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