Max Greenfield

“I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a weird roommate situation.”

“I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is to be slept under, a throw is to accent a chair or sofa and g...”

“I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.”

“I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.”

“I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, 'Hey man, congratulations on your...”

“During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am fine and everything is okay. More import...”

“The dream, I think, with any project is it starts with an idea, and then somebody writes it, and the writer hopes that a director comes on and makes this piece of material visual, and both t...”

“Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're not good ones. And then you'll follow through with a handful of them and sometimes you'll be pretty dis...”

“I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like......”

“What's fun about 'New Girl' is that when we sit down for a table read, we are always in the mind-set of, 'Well, wonder what this is gonna be like!'”

“There are extraordinary positives and advantages to Facebook and social media and things that genuinely do bring us together. With that comes the horrible negatives of it, but I don't think...”

“I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.' I need a little prep work.”

“I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.”

“Shows like 'All in the Family' and now 'Mom' - there's a tradition of tackling real issues.”

“Having two kids is like having 1000. It's just scheduling, moving around, being mobile.”

“Making a pilot is never a seamless process. If it is, it usually tanks.”

“I'd actually love to play Sonny in 'Dog Day Afternoon' now that it's being adapted for Broadway. People don't talk about that movie that much, but it's really a beautiful gay love story.”

“I just felt like actors - I watched a lot of 'SNL,' and those guys just seemed like they were superheroes - that that wasn't a reality for anyone other than people with superhuman strength....”

“When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.”

“So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly m...”