“Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.”
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“Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.”
“I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters become very close friends.”
“If they have covered your face with latex, you have to control yourself mentally so you won't think. If you start thinking, you will succumb to panic. I had a bit of a cold, and frankly I di...”
“There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.”