Michael Keaton

“Technology, you know. I'm pretty horrible. I use it, but mostly I like to view it from afar. But I'm still fascinated by it.”

“Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.”

“I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid.”

“I played a lot of sports when I was a kid so I get in that ballgame mindset of being really, really respectful, but at same time saying to yourself, 'Don't back down a single inch, hang with...”

“In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. An...”

“I was never a huge 007 fan, but I sure liked Sean Connery. I'm sure Pierce Brosnan is good and has his moments, but I've not seen him; I've only seen bits and pieces on TV, so I can't really...”

“My brothers were tremendous shack builders. My shacks were horrible. My brothers once built a two-story shack from the ground up that was awesome!”

“I liked going to Catholic school.”

“To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken's head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn't sure if my imaginatio...”

“David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out.”

“My work is distinct and definitive and specific, and hopefully it is so that every single character is different, and they are - but there's probably an underlying element that's me.”

“I don't think there's anybody better than Leonardo DiCaprio, and I've been saying that since before anyone knew who he was.”

“All actors are my brothers and my sisters. It ain't cool to compare or disparage them. It ain't polite.”

“The vast majority of Pittsburghers don't come from any kind of serious dough.”

“I used to say no to almost everything because I thought, 'I've got enough dough, I know what I want to do, and I know what I'm capable of.'”

“I'm the seventh child of George and Leona Douglas, and I don't ever remember a time when my father didn't work two jobs. When my mother was going to the grocery, or going to Mass, or trying...”

“I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline.”

“There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of...”

“I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them.”

“The first feature film I did, when I did 'Night Shift,' I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I...”