“Commercial auditions can be pretty humiliating.”
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“Commercial auditions can be pretty humiliating.”
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“I don't know if there is too much bacon! I used to have bacon parties. That's how much I love bacon.”
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“I was a server for a while, and I was a very bad one. So when people tipped me well, I felt like it was like, 'Let's get her out of here so she can get a new job.'”
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“I'm not a baker, and I don't know anything about baking, and I don't claim to.”
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“I'm not heavily into baking.”
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“I don't think anyone gets into comedy to host a baking show.”
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“I perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, where my race and gender are rarely pointed out.”
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“My favorite thing from Dairy Queen is a Peanut Buster Parfait, which is: fudge at the bottom, vanilla ice cream, some peanuts, fudge, peanuts, ice cream, fudge, and it's layered. But I also...”
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“What I needed to do was carve out parts for me, roles for me that weren't just the sidekick, where I got to be the lead, because that's breaking through.”
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“I love UCB Chelsea. There is, to me, no stage like it.”
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“I was in a Rite Aid... and fell into a Christmas tree display. None other than Shia LaBeouf helped me out of it.”
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“I search my name on Twitter because I don't want to miss the compliments, and I favorite the nice things people say about me so they know I saw it. People are more positive than they are neg...”
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“In my comedy, I'm not always trying to say something, but when I'm playing a creepy dude, you're laughing because you know that creepy dude. You've heard that dude say something awful, and I...”
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“I don't have any plans to ever diet again, but exercising does help with life. Endorphins are real, and it's annoying because I don't like to exercise. I hate running, but I started weightli...”
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“On '90 Day Bae,' Marcy Jarreau and I recap '90 Day Fiancee' because it's just the most insane, funniest show on television.”
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“When I was little, I used to love eating peanut butter sandwiches with tomatoes, and they would have to be on potato bread. I loved them. It's so weird, and I can't imagine eating it now, bu...”
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“Improv is so freeing because there are no bounds; there's no safety net. You just say something and get an instant response.”
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“Let's just let funny people be funny.”
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“No, I was not into cake fails before hosting 'Nailed It.'”
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“I've lived an interesting life.”
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