“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”
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“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.”
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