Oliver Reed

“I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.”

“I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.”

“Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!”

“Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.”

“I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.”

“I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.”

“I'm really a pacifist.”

“You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.”

“I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”

“I do not live in the world of sobriety.”

“Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.”