Oscar Levant

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”

“Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.”

“Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”

“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.”

“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

“I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.”

“I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.”

“Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.”

“So little time and so little to do.”

“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”

“Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.”

“Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.”

“I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.”

“I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”