“There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.”
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“There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.”
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“There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "Gee, you look good."”
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“My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.”
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“I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.”
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“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
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“Congress: Bingo with billions.”
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“If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose a...”
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“Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.”
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“No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.”
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“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
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