Richard Armour

“Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.”

“There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.”

“Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children...”

“Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.”