“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
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“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
“Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the prett...”
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“Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.”
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“Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.”
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“A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.”
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“Men are not potatoes!”
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