Robin Williams

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“There are no rules. Just follow your heart.”

“Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"”

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”

“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, e...”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.”

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”

“For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by...”

“I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.”

“I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was jus...”

“Comedy is acting out optimism.”

“Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.”

“When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.”

“From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fa...”

“In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who special...”

“I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.”

“I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.”

“Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.”

“Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always so...”