“If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.”
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“If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.”
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“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
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“The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.”
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“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
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“Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.”
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“Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah.”
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“Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.”
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“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
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“Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.”
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“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
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“I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.”
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“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”
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“I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.”
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“I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.”
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“I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.”
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