“When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.”
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“When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.”
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“No agency is better than its account executives.”
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“I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.”
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“A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.”
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“I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.”
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“Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.”
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“Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.”
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“That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.”
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“Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.”
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“Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.”
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“People always say to me, 'It must have been wonderful coming from old Hollywood, with all those movie stars,' but I never knew anyone. I didn't even know who Charlie Chaplin was. My parents...”
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“Let's have some new cliches.”
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“We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.”
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“Our comedies are not to be laughed at.”
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“The independents who were our fiercest competitors all succumbed to the one-hit-makes-you-a-genius philosophy. It is a mistake to think you have the magic touch. Show business is roulette. I...”
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“Ill give you a definite maybe.”
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“I can give you a definite perhaps.”
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“Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.”
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“I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.”
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“No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.”
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