“When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.”
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“When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.”
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“The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.”
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“In 2004 I had the fortune - or the misfortune - of playing John Kerry. It was hard because I think the best impressions exaggerate someone's most well-known quality. And exaggerating gravita...”
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“I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.”
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“I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living.”
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“I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy.”
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