“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
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“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
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“I'm not overweight, I'm just nine inches too short.”
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“Where do you go to get anorexia?”
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“I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.”
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“I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious...”
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“Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.”
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