“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
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“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
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“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
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“I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the...”
“Be so good they can't ignore you.”
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“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
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“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
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“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
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“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
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“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
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“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”
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“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And,...”
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“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
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“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
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“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
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“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand...”
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“she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.”
“I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate.”
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“I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it'...”
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“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.”
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