Timothy Simons

“It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved...”

“David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.”

“I'm very much in favor of vaccinations, and I've been very vocal about that because it's insane to forgo this.”

“I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.”

“I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's like, 'Why don't you take the time you're spending ripping James Franco a...”

“My dad's a photographer, and my sister is a writer and a poet. My little brother is a mandolin player - he's a bluegrass musician. It's always been a part of the family.”

“I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.”

“I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago.”

“I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent told me I had to.”

“There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.”