Todd Barry

“If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.”

“I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.”

“I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.”

“Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.”

“I will not be misquoted!”

“I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.”

“People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as...”

“My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.”

“I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and th...”