“Your medical tests are in. You're short, fat, and bald.”
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“Your medical tests are in. You're short, fat, and bald.”
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“What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.”
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“A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!”
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“If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.”
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“If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.”
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“There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.”
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“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
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“I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.”
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“The waist is a terrible thing to mind.”
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