Tony Randall

“I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.”

“So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I think it's a degraded award.”

“There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.”

“Awards are only a publicity gimmick.”

“I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.”

“We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?”

“Sooner or later, we sell out for money.”

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.”

“Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.”

“The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.”