Will Cuppy

“Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”

“The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.”