Will Rogers

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”

“You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”

“About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.”

“A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.”

“On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.”

“The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes...”

“One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”

“You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.”

“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.”

“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.”