“It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.”
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Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans eight decades. Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations or the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, as well as nominations for a Emmy Award and a Tony Award. Allen was awarded an Honorary Golden Lion in 1995, the BAFTA Fellowship in 1997, an Honorary Palme d'Or in 2002, and the Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2014. Two of his films have been inducted into the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. (Source and more information: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen))
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“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
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“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
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“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
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“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
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“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
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“When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.”
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“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?”
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“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
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