“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
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Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans eight decades. Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations or the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, as well as nominations for a Emmy Award and a Tony Award. Allen was awarded an Honorary Golden Lion in 1995, the BAFTA Fellowship in 1997, an Honorary Palme d'Or in 2002, and the Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2014. Two of his films have been inducted into the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. (Source and more information: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen))
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“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
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“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for be...”
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“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
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“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
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“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
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“You can live to be a hundred, if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.”
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“I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.”
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“I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.”
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“The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under, try not to go bald.”
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“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”
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“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
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“How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.”
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“The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.”
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“You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.”
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“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.”
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
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“If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.”
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“Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.”
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