“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.”
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Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans eight decades. Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations or the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, as well as nominations for a Emmy Award and a Tony Award. Allen was awarded an Honorary Golden Lion in 1995, the BAFTA Fellowship in 1997, an Honorary Palme d'Or in 2002, and the Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2014. Two of his films have been inducted into the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. (Source and more information: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen))
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“If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.”
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“I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.”
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“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.”
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“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be hap...”
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“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartmen...”
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“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't...”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”
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“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
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“To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
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“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
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“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
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“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
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“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
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“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.”
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“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
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