Yogi Berra

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“Toots Shore's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore.”

“In baseball, you don't know nothing.”

“When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: "I would try to find the person that lost it, and if he was poor - I'd give it back."”

“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”

“90% of the game is half mental.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“You can observe a lot by just watching.”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.”

“I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.”

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”

“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

“When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.”

“If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.”

“If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.”