Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.”

“Macho does not prove mucho.”

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

“Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

“Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.”

“There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.”

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.”

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.”

“What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.”

“Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.”

“I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced...”

“The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.”

“I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.”

“I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.”

“I never really mind what people say about me - I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people's disdain or nastiness upset me for long.”

“Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.”