“You can get all A's and still flunk life.”
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<p>'GOD'S COMING - LOOK BUSY!'<br> <br> God really is coming, and he is going to be pissed. Having left his son in charge, God treated himself to a well-earned break around the height of the Renaissance. A good time to go fishing. He returns in 2011 to find things on Earth haven't gone quite to plan...<br> <br> The world has been rendered a human toilet: genocide; starvation; people obsessed with vacuous celebrity culture, 'and', God points out, 'there are fucking Christians everywhere'. God hates Christians. There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back.<br> <br> JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, helping people as best he can and trying to teach the one true commandment: Be Nice! Gathering disciples along the way - a motley collection of basket cases, stoners and alcoholics - he realises his best chance to win hearts and minds may lie in a TV talent contest. <i>American Pop Star</i> is the number one show in America, the unholy creation of English record executive Steven Stelfox...a man who's more than a match for the Son of God.</p>
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John Niven (Guitarist)
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