“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.'”

“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all,...”

“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.”