“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”

“My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.'”

“Even as a kid, I never liked breakfast. I just don't like to eat then. I like to get up and work. I think sticking a whole bunch of carbohydrates in your stomach in the morning is probably t...”

“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all,...”

“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.”

“Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.”