“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack...”

“So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.”

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.”