“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?”