“What was my truth worth, if I was prepared to defend the entire world, but not those who were close to me? If I subdued hate, but wouldn't give love a chance?”

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teet...”