“Love is happiness, but only when you believe it will last forever. Even though every time it turns out to be a lie, it’s only faith that gives love its strength and its joy.”

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teet...”

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small...”