“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case, why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet, and I resent it. It's simple, he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”