Wendy Morgan

“A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.”

“He's always been known to be entrepenurious.”

“My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet, and I resent it. It's simple, he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.”

“They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case, why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?”

“I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.”

“He says he's not broke, but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.”

“He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.”

“If there's a God, why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.”

“As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score, I'm the loser.”

“I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?”

“My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.”