“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
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“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
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“If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.”
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“How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'”
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“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”
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“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
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“I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.”
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